People Need to Chill Out and Shut Up

Unless you've been living under a rock for the past couple of days or you're deaf, dumb and blind and no one told you about it, Senator Barack Obama was awarded the Presidency of the United States on Tuesday night. This seems to be causing two very different, yet equally inane reactions. On one hand you have the idiots running around, beaming from ear to ear telling everyone within earshot that our savior has come to rescue us from the previous administration's multiple blunders. On the other idiotic hand you have people threatening to move to Canada or Mexico because we elected a "terrorist."

So I want to say one thing to both these groups: Chill the hell out. The man has yet to take office. We have no idea what our situation will be like one year from now. I doubt we are going to start crapping rainbows and I also doubt that America is going to become a Socialist state. So please, for the ones who are still sane, shut the fuck up.